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2/15/2007
  Riley Martin is on a rant with Howard again, trying to make a better payday by cussing and gripping about money he doesn't get. Pissing on everyone that ever tried to help him. Spouting racist remarks and reducing his personality to a moronic extension of his anger.

  Will money make Riley nicer?

  I think he should take up gardening.

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4/11/07

   Riley and Curtis Cooperman went head-to-head with Riley on today's show...
     ...her are some highlights.

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  Curtis Cooperman-"His head got bigger than Tan's..."

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  Riley Martin- "Out of my career, I have cleared 3 boxes of books".

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  Riley Martin- "This guy claiming that he's found somebody who was on the Ship with me and all this kind of stuff".

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  Curtis Cooperman- "I've done a lot of things...[ED- Like?]
I don't make a living right now, and I haven't made a living for years".[ED- Personally I can't afford to make a living either.....?]

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  Curtis said that over twelve years the book sales were under four thousand. Riley then quickly adds up the cost of everything in his head as if from Wall Street or has any knowledge of business and expenses. Howard asked for the other abductee's name to see if he sells symbols for less. ED- This stuff is killing me.

  Things start to really heat up when Riley was talking about his destiny, Curtis reminds him of an $891 credit he has towards his bill? Symbol accounting goes wild!!

  Curtis appears to do most or all of the real work. Multi-talented and dedicated. Riley appears to be a bitter boss gone crazy by inner thoughts. Riley's contribution is a lot of questionable words and yet has a career (such as it is and what have you). Peace lovin' Hippie my ass. Get a real job. Quit screaming for a handout, or does Artist First really pay better?

  Riley Martin-"If you (Curtis) could have figured out a way to do and steal the symbols, you would have".

  Speaking of Curtis, please check out his POD CAST at HelloEarth.info

Quote of the Day

Artie Lange- "Hello Earth, Goodbye Riley."

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