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RILEY MARTIN IS A BORG™
PROOF RILEY MARTIN IS AN ADVANCED BORG™ (BORE) FROM THE FUTURE
O-Qua Tangin What???

Scientific Proof

   Even though it is now a fact, there will be no, "running-in-the-streets" panic necessary. This future version of the BORG™, are now a kinder, gentler type of world dominator.

  Witnessed by millions of listeners, weekly, Riley Martin is on an Alien mission to "Borg" us to extinction. On an on, week after week, asking the same old questions as if the listeners have short term memories. I can repeat the questions by memory, because there are only 15 questions, total, asked of Riley, weekly.

  Always complaining about, "An hour is not enough time". Then, suddenly, as if time itself, stands still, just when you think a new question will finally be allowed, It's "SHOUT OUT" time. Oh Joy...

  No it's actually time to stab out your eyes, or quickly tune down one channel. Any channel will do.


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